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Best SPAM
Normally I just delete spam with only a glance. Sometimes I receive a piece that is entertaining. Here is one I got today:
Hello my friend!
I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here (site removed) are bad.
Look, the site and call me 1-800 if its wrong..
My dog and I are still alive.
So the question is, is he going to kill himself before he eats his dog, or after?